Computer Jokes

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Here we provide the best collection ofΒ Funny computer humor.

πŸ™‚ A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, β€œI would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, β€œBut, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, β€œHelloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”

πŸ™‚ A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: “Dad, what is Windows 95?” “Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.”

πŸ™‚ Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.

πŸ™‚ How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

πŸ™‚ Life is too short to remove USB safely.

πŸ™‚ Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close the windows.

πŸ™‚ Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.

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