Here we provide the best collection of Funny computer humor.
🙂 A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
🙂 A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: “Dad, what is Windows 95?” “Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.”
🙂 Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
🙂 How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
🙂 Life is too short to remove USB safely.
🙂 Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close the windows.
🙂 Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.