Computer Programming Humor
Here you get the best collection of Funny Computer Programming Humor.
1969: -what’re you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon
2017: -what’re you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM? -running Slack
The first day of a new programming job, position yourself in front of the whiteboard with a fresh bunch of Sharpies judging from the interview, I just presumed this would be my desk
People who still use vanilla JS are the same people who still write hand-written letters… We have email now, you don’t have to do this.
Coding 40 hrs
DB setup 3 hrs
DevOps 2 hrs
Re-writing with latest JS framework 765 hrs
DNS setup 2 hours
someone who is good at business please help me fix this. my side project is dying
when a bunch of developers tries and implement a design from a PSD with no help or context
a ball bounces against a wall ⚽
daddy, will you play with me?
sorry son, daddy’s working on his GitHub contribution graph for an interview next week
programmer: “does x exist?”
programmer: “…does x not… not exist?”
My username in every service I sign up for now: “undefined”
Really test those strict equality checks.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31