Computer Science Jokes

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Here we provide the best collection of Computer Science Jokes.

Database

🙂 3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.

Virus

🙂 How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

Password

🙂 I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.

F1 Key

🙂 Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.

Links

🙂 You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts… Man, and do you have a life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

Wifi

🙂 I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.

Types of Computer Users

🙂 Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.

Google

🙂 Knock knock! Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

Windows

🙂 Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close the windows.

Photon

🙂 A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”

 

 

 

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