Developer Jokes

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Here we provide a collection ofย funny developer jokes.

Web Developer

๐Ÿ™‚ย Why did the web developer leave the restaurant?
Because of the table layout.

Variable

๐Ÿ™‚ Declare Variables.
Not War.

CSS

๐Ÿ™‚ #Wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

Java Developer

๐Ÿ™‚ Q: Why do Java developer wear glasses?
A: Because they cant C#.

Sleep()

๐Ÿ™‚ Error 4:04 AM
SLEEP NOT FOUND.

Developer

๐Ÿ™‚ย Developer: Son, can you count to 10?
3-year-old son: 1..2…
Developer: you are not my son.

Bugs

๐Ÿ™‚ย My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Linux

๐Ÿ™‚ย Linux is like a wigwam: no Gates, no Windows, and Apache inside.

Object-oriented programming

๐Ÿ™‚ย Q: What’s object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.

Java Developer

๐Ÿ™‚ A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.

SQL

๐Ÿ™‚ย I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with โ€“2,193,674 rows affected.

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